First review of SMOKE/LIARS is in, and it’s a beaut!

I love the premise of this very topical, contemporary satire.  The vast majority of us, in our right mind, are waiting for the day – praying, indeed – that the woke left implode and figuratively eat each other.  The intelligent and rational amongst us know that they are just not

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The Ten Woke Commandments

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Where There’s Smoke, There’s Liars: Woke Island Battle Royale

Published by Random Mouse About the Book In 2017, Aleksandër Eaton is cancelled by an online hyper-woke mob. Shortly thereafter, his defenestrators begin mysteriously disappearing. The police bring him in for questioning, but more of these woke warriors continue disappearing while he’s in police custody, so the cops have to

And thus it ends

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First 2,000-word chunk of SMOKE/LIARS is up at substack!

The first 2,000-word segment of Where There’s Smoke, There’s Liars: Woke Island Battle Royale is now live as a free teaser for everyone over at Substack. Please subscribe, read, share, and enjoy!

SMOKE/LIARS jacket copy

In 2017, Aleksandër Eaton is cancelled by an online hyper-woke mob. Shortly thereafter, his defenestrators begin mysteriously disappearing. The police bring him in for questioning, but more of these woke warriors continue disappearing while he’s in police custody, so the cops have to let him go. Eventually—and entirely inexplicably—it is

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First blurb is in for SMOKE/LIARS!

“If Kurt Vonnegut had lived long enough to get woke-shamed, this is the book he would have written.”
—Chlamydia Vestibule, author of “Two Hearts, One Nostril”

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